Sharks.

Today I read about this guy in Victoria he's surfing near Lorne. It's cold there so he is wearing a very heavy wet suit and while he is enjoying his sojourn with nature a big fish decides he is going to have a bite of this bloke.  http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-29/victorian-surfer-marcel-brundler-describes-his/8853528 Now would you ever, ever go back in the water after something like that? The White Pointer approximately three meters long took a munch of the guy's hip.

Then not happy with that, the shark does a bit of the old, circling action, and comes back for another horror filled three thousand psi bone crunching  bite. Huh but the brave guy says to himself, I will use my board as a trusty shark shield. As the jaws are open for the death crunch. In goes the board. Down come the jaws, no blood so Mr. Shark detaches as he does, the surfing guy punches the shark in the grey tooth filled face. The shark retreats. Giving the surfer a chance to catch a wave back to the rocks to safety.

So in reflection the intrepid wave chaser obviously at any cost says, "I'll be back in the water."

WHAT!!!

                                                                       
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