Disparate Distractions

Look away if you are easily offended. I know this guy, there we go, already you think I am talking about myself. I too think that, whenever someones says ,"I know this bloke," or "A friend of mine." But no I really know this BLOKE. He is in his mid forties, loves to be the centre of attention. Has very insightful views when it comes to watching "The Morning Show" on TV with that guy Carl on it. He hates Carl. He does like the "Breakfast Show on ABC24," he is in lust with Virginia Trioli. He says he watches the show on his days off. He says she is sexy and much more, I'm not going to make this blog "R" rated by repeating his comments re: the big "V". Now this great observer, my mate, has some very interesting ideas when shopping. His eyes sparkle in his oval shaped No1 shaved head and three day growth on his lower face. Bloke says: "Mate when you go to Aldi you have to line up so the check out chick babe is on yo

Today I read about this guy in Victoria he's surfing near Lorne. It's cold there so he is wearing a very heavy wet suit and while he is enjoying his sojourn with nature a big fish decides he is going to have a bite of this bloke.   http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-29/victorian-surfer-marcel-brundler-describes-his/8853528  Now would you ever, ever go back in the water after something like that? The White Pointer approximately three meters long took a munch of the guy's hip. Then not happy with that, the shark does a bit of the old, circling action, and comes back for another horror filled three thousand psi bone crunching  bite. Huh but the brave guy says to himself, I will use my board as a trusty shark shield. As the jaws are open for the death crunch. In goes the board. Down come the jaws, no blood so Mr. Shark detaches as he does, the surfing guy punches the shark in the grey tooth filled face. The shark retreats. Giving the surfer a chance to catch a wave back to th

Welcome to the way I see the world. My observations and obsessions, loves, likes and hates of the everyday. Nothing specific just what grabs me at the time. Like today I saw on the back of a faded people mover, a faded sticker of a stick figure family. I couldn't help visualising the family also fading away. In fact it is, what happens. People come to this planet they live, love and work. They get old, get sick, they die, then they fade away. So that annoying sticker says something about our existence really. I have to say that those stickers annoy me to the point of, I want to edit them with "red ink" I would cross them out, like they are going or gone, and write over them the word DEAD. I imagine that the owners of the sticker seeing my notations would be in horror. Especially the ones I write NEXT on. Meaning they are next. The Sticker. See my art at www.yianniartist.com